Love Letter From A Geek

My dear,

Your eyes sparkle like two metalized silicon dioxide microchips. Your hair is as bright as the finest fiber optic cabling. Your skin radiates with the beauty of a CRT at midnight. Without your software, my hard drive is not complete. I cannot boot up without you. Say you will be mine, or I shall tear out my CPU and smash it to bits on the great mainframe below. Interface with me, and we shall never part until our power supplies fail.

With an affection which is virus-free,

Your Little Semiconductor.

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